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50 laugh Out Loud Jokes For Preschoolers😂Debbie Doo

Jokes are fun! They are great for language skills and wonderful at helping build a child’s sense of humour. They also help kids think outside the box. Here is a collection of 50 favourites with the last joke being for us big kids! Don’t forget to share and have fun!

  1. Why does the sun always get good grades?
    Cause it is super bright.
  2. Why are ghost bad liars?
    Cause you can see right through them.
  3. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
    Because she’ll let it go.
  4. What did one pencil say to the other?
    You’re looking sharp today.
  5. How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it.
  6. Why are there no jokes about pizza?
    Because they are all so cheesy.
  7. Have you heard the joke about the skunk?
    Never mind, it stinks!
  8. How to oceans greet each other?
    They wave.
  9. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
    Do you smell carrots.
  10. What do you call a cow that plays in a band?
    A moo- ician
  11. What do you call a train that sneezes?
    A Choo Choo Train
  12. What tree fits into your hand?
    A palm tree.
  13. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.
  14. What do you call a dancing cow?
    A milk shake.
  15. What did the policeman say to his tummy?
    You’re under a vest.
  16. What time do you go to the dentist?
    Tooth – hurty.
  17. What do you call fake pasta?
  18. Why did the banana take a Panadol?
    Because it wasn’t peeling well.
  19. What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?
    I – Scream!
  20. Why was six scared of seven?
    Because seven eight nine.
  21. What do you give a sick lemon?
    Lemon aide.
  22. Why are skeletons so calm?
    Because nothing gets under their skin.
  23. What is a witch’s favourite school subject?
  24. What do you call witches who live together?
    Broom mates.
  25. Why don’t mummies take time off?
    Cause they’re afraid to unwind.
  26. What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
    A pain in the neck!
  27. What does a Halloween panda eat?
    Bam Boo!
  28. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
    Nacho cheese!
  29. What do you call a snowman in summer?
    A puddle.
  30. What do elves learn in school?
    The Elf abet
  31. What do cows love doing with their friends?
    Going to the moooovies.
  32. What is a sleeping dinosaur called?
    A dinoSNORE.
  33. What animal cheats at games?
    A cheetah!
  34. How do bee’s get the school?
    On the buzz.
  35. What does a tree like to drink?
    Root beer.
  36. What’s a cat’s favourite colour?
  37. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
  38. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
  39. Why did the dog chase his tail?
    He was trying to make ends meet.
  40. What animal keeps the best time?
    A watch dog.
  41. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
    Why the long face.
  42. What do you call a horse that lives next door?
    A neigh bor.
  43. Why are cats so good at video games?
    Because they have nine lives.
  44. Why can’t a leopard hide?
    Because it’s so easy to spot.
  45. What’s a cat’s favourite dessert?
    Chocolate mouse.
  46. Where do fish sleep?
    On water beds.
  47. Why was the elephant held up at the airport?
    She was waiting for her trunk.
  48. When do ducks’ wake?
    At the quack of dawn.
  49. Who stole the boat out of the bathtub?
    The robber ducky.

50. This year I am not eating chocolate, peanuts or marshmallows.

Oh boy! It’s going to be a rocky road! 🤣

Hahaha, that’s it from me! I sincerly hope you enjoyed them with your preschooler. Below I have added a fun Youtube playlist for dancing, cause… why not?😁
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